More Southern Humor:

You are from the south if:

You ask for a cold drink instead of a soda,
You wear shorts in the winter.
All local businesses and schools close for snow.
You say wrench the dishes instead of rinse the dishes.
You plant a garden for your food.

You are from the south if:

You stay in your nightgown till noon.
You make your own soap.
You attend church in a tractor shed.
You go coon hunting with your friends.
You whip a dog with a belt because he is misbehaving.
Children wears nothing but diapers outside.