More southern humor.


You are from the south if:

You go to a cockfight for entertainment.
If you make pinto bean pie for dessert.
If people make fun of your accent.
If people call you a hillbilly or red neck when you go on vacation.
You jump into the wrong car at Walmart and sit for a while,
then after ten minutes you realize it’s the wrong car.


You are from the south if:

If your neighbor mows your yard without asking.
If chewing on a toothpick is part of your after dinner ritual.
If you go to Walmart to hang out.
You make sweet potato casserole instead of yams.
You go to a chicken and egg festival for fun.