You might be a redneck if you say:
Quit ther fussin with cha other.
That darn tootin fellar.
gona get som shut eye.
I'm goin chunky dunkin: instead of skinny dipping.
You might be a redneck if you:
You use duck tape to fix anything.
If you multi task while using the outhouse. You fish, cook, use toilet, hunting.
You take a shotgun to a wedding.
You rebuild an engine and throw away several loose bolts that are left over.
You put chewing tobacco on a bee sting.
You pick your seat when you go out in public.
You go swimming in a two piece when you weigh three hundred pounds.