Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Redneck Humor

You might be a redneck if you say:

Quit ther fussin with cha other.     
That darn tootin fellar. 
gona get som shut eye. 
I'm goin chunky dunkin:         instead of skinny dipping.

You might be a redneck if you:

You use duck tape to fix anything.
If you multi task while using the outhouse. You fish, cook, use toilet, hunting.
You take a shotgun to a wedding.
You rebuild an engine and throw away several loose bolts that are left over.
You put chewing tobacco on a bee sting.
You pick your seat when you go out in public.
You go swimming in a two piece when you weigh three hundred pounds.

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